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Car Help Line

Help Line :
Proton help line. Can I help U?

Customer :
My car ran fine for a week, and now it won't go anywhere!

Help Line :
Is the petrol tank empty?

Customer :
Huhh? How do I know?

Help Line :
There's a little gauge on the front panel, with a needle and marking from 'E' to 'F'. Where is the needle pointing?

Customer :
It's pointing to 'E'. What does that mean?

Help Line :
It means that u have to visit a service station and purchase some more petrol. U can install it yourself, or pay the attendant to install it for U.

Customer :
What?! I paid RM55,000/- for this car! Now U tell me that I have to keep buying more components? I want a car that comes with everyting built-in!